Here's what Jude said about his sister on the way home from the hospital on Sunday:
"We will not sold her and she will never die."
Here's what he said when his mother told him I'd be picking him up from school tomorrow:
"I don't want any dirls to pick me up." (That's Jude-speak for "girls.")
The Brit's about to try to brush the cat's teeth for the first time ever. It should be good times.