Friday, February 15, 2008

Crazy in love.

Oh my god everybody, please go read Beyonceitis. Here is an example:
In case you missed it, on Sunday night, Beyonce (current Queen of R&B) said that Tina Turner (Queen of Rock and Roll) was "The Queen" at the Grammy Awards. This didn't sit well with Aretha Franklin (Queen of Soul, Ham Hocks, and Neckbones). Aretha released a statement calling it "a cheap shot". Beyonce's mother Tina Knowles (Queen of Polyester) has apparently packed her fighting wig and is on her way to have words with Ms. Franklin. Baby Daniel (King of Creole Soul) and Solange (Burger King Assistant Manager)are also upset.


  1. The ghostly, disembodied head of Marie Antoinette, speaking through a medium, renounced the entire affaire as "absolument ridicule!" and demanded the return of her crown and title.