Thursday, September 18, 2008

What's another word for pirate treasure?

In honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day, here is a lame-ass joke that is also nerdy:

What's a pirate's favorite noble gas?

I'll be here all week.


  1. Oh, man, my seven-year old, who is equally enamored with pirates and physics, will LOVE that joke. Thanks!

  2. remember when you first told me the AArrr rated movie joke? and I died?

    A pirate's favorite Judy Blume book is

    ARRRrrrre You There God it's Me Margaret.

    Pirates love to order MaaAARRggaARRitas when they go out for tacos.

    When pirates go to Lund's they mainly buy

    Arrrtisnal cheeses.

  3. Harriet, I am so glad someone may actually appreciate that.

    Em, yes I DO remember that. Also, hahahahahaha.

  4. Oh, the corny jokes this day inspires. I have exchanged bad pirate jokes with no less than four people today.

    Par example:

    A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender asks why he has a steering wheel in his pants and the pirate replies...

    I don't know, but it's driving me nuts.

    Also, have you seen that new pirate movie? It's rated arrrrrr.

  5. Oh sorry, you already got the arrr-rated movie joke. But really, you can't ever hear it enough, can you?