A couple weeks ago we were out for brunch and I mentioned to the Brit's former bandmate that I wanted a djembe or something to beat on. And he was like "I have a nice conga just sitting in my parents' garage. You want to use it for awhile?" And then last night voila, conga.
The Brit asked me what I was going to do with it, whether I was going to have a drum circle of one and get naked and light some incense, and I said "hahaha, I'm going to play it." I'm going to chill in the basement when no one else is home and get a feel for the drum. And then someday I may learn to play it properly, but right now I'm just going to play.